100+ Weird Questions to Ask

100+ Weird Questions to Ask

To kick away life’s wariness, you need weirdness in your life. What better way to practice it than to ask weird questions?


We’re all weird in our own ways. The weird things we do are what make us who we are. We can also be weird through our weird questions.

Weird conversations are very entertaining and refreshing. No one wants to talk about serious stuff all day long.

Who cares about the weather when you could be discussing something that makes people laugh? This is where a good weird question can help. such as “Where would you have liked to born, if not on earth? If you were to be a plant, which one you will prefer to be?”

Of course, to ask such questions, you need to have a bunch of them on your mind. It is why we have prepared this list of weird questions that will amuse you and your friends. Weird questions can help pass the time as well.

You can ask these questions to your friends, and colleagues and have a good laugh. You can have interesting discussions over these questions and spend some quality time even with your siblings. Be creative and have fun with these questions.

Personal Weird Questions

  1. What’s your preferred dinosaur specie?
  2. Should I tell my parents that I am adopted?
  3. How big was your biggest poop?
  4. When you poop at home, do you drop your pants around your ankles or take them all the way off?
  5. What’s the longest time that you’ve spent without taking a shower?
  6. When you shower, what’s the first thing you wash?
  7. During a shower, do you read the back of shampoo bottles or shower gel bottles?
  8. Who’s your least favorite celebrity?
  9. Are you one of those people who cut coupons but never use them?
  10. Are you stubborn?
  11. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
  12. Do you have freckles?
  13. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
  14. Do you believe in ghosts?
  15. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
  16. Which subject in school is the most useless one?
  17. Do you put your cereal in the bowl before the milk or the milk in before the cereal?
  18. Is there an app you hate, but you still use it anyway?
  19. Where do you not mind waiting?
  20. How often do you crack your knuckles?
  21. Are you uncomfortable when TV sound is audible on odd numbers?
  22. Do you hold your breath when someone around you sneezes?

Weird “Have you ever..?”

  1. Have you ever farted on a penguin?
  2. Have you ever gone on an online date?
  3. Have you ever had an egg with honey?
  4. Have you ever worn black lipstick?
  5. Have you ever started a rumor?
  6. Have you ever felt like pulling out your eyelashes?
  7. Have you ever slipped on a banana peel?
  8. Have you ever counted steps while walking?
  9. Have you ever chewed on a bee accidentally in your morsel?
  10. Have you ever eaten raw cake batter?
  11. Have you ever sung karaoke?
  12. Have you ever scared yourself in the mirror?
  13. Have you ever broken someone’s arm or leg?
  14. Have you ever thrown up on a roller coaster ride?
  15. Have you ever slipped in a mall, amidst a crowd?
  16. Have you ever baked a cake without eggs?
  17. Have you ever put salt instead of sugar in a dessert?
  18. Have you ever ended up in your old place when you have just shifted to a new place?
  19. Have you ever played with your childhood toys as an adult?
  20. Have you ever eaten frozen raw nuggets?
  21. Have you ever played free fire?
  22. Have you ever copy-cat a Spiderman’s dressing in public?

Weird “Why” Queries

  1. Why is it called ‘shipping’ if it goes by truck and why is it called ‘cargo’ when it goes by ship?
  2. Why are pizza boxes not round? Why are round pizzas served in square boxes?
  3. Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they’re named?
  4. Why are the people of Germany not called germs?
  5. Why can’t humans fly?
  6. Why do we say that people work like a dog if they work all day when all dogs do is lie around?
  7. Why are chickpeas called chickpeas when they’re neither chicks nor peas?
  8. Why can’t lizards swim when crocodiles can?
  9. Why do the words ‘overlook’ and ‘oversee’ mean different things when the look and see are nearly synonyms?
  10. Why are keyboards not called key slabs?
  11. Why are zebras black and white?
  12. Why is it necessary to nail down a coffin’s lid? Are we expecting what’s inside to try to break free?
  13. Why can’t stupids analyze that they’re acting stupid?
  14. Why are there things called unsolved mysteries? Shouldn’t they be unsolved in the first place to be called a mystery?
  15. Why do we say that an alarm clock goes ‘off’ when it actually tuns on?
  16. Why don’t birds fall off the trees when they fall asleep?
  17. Why does a grapefruit look and taste nothing like a grape?
  18. Why is it called a building when it is already built?
  19. Why is it called a speeding ticket when it should be called a speeding fine only?
  20. Why do we dip chicken in its own eggs?
  21. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
  22. Why does Superman wear his underwear outside of his clothes?

Weird General Knowledge Ones

  1. Is it five feet tall or five feet short?
  2. When they say dogs’ food new and improved, who tastes it?
  3. Who named vowels as vowels?
  4. Do people with a stutter also stutter in their thoughts?
  5. Are spooky questions really spooky?
  6. What do you call a male lady bug?
  7. Is it possible to blow up a balloon while you’re under water?
  8. Can blind people see their dreams?
  9. Which came first chicken or an egg?
  10. Is it possible to see someone’s tears underwater?
  11. If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do bank have branches?
  12. Is cereal considered a soup or snack?
  13. Is hot dog a sandwich?
  14. Why are silent alphabets spelled anyway when they have no use in a word?
  15. Who decided to keep only 5 letters only in vowels?
  16. Why does nobody lands on moon anymore after Armstrong?
  17. How do you poop in space?
  18. If caffeine makes you attentive then why do people feel sleepy after having tea/coffee?
  19. Who decided to keep Toilet rolls rounded and not squared?
  20. If cat is a pet animals then why are few cats allergic to humans?
  21. Why is it necessary to sleep with eyes closed?
  22. Why have we not yet added Internet/Wi-fi as part of basic needs in Maslow’s hierarchy?

Hypothetical Weird Questions

  1. If an ambulance hits someone on the road while transporting someone to a hospital, do they bring that person with them too?
  2. If a Smurf starts to choke, what color it will it become?
  3. If prunes are dried plums, where do they get prune juice from?
  4. If a piece of gum is 10 calories, does that include just the chewing or if you swallow it, too?
  5. If a person suffering from amnesia was suddenly cured, would they remember that they had no memory?
  6. If someone owns a piece of land, how deep does their ownership go? Do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
  7. If you were a fart, would you rather be the ‘loud and proud’ type or the ‘silent but deadly’ type?
  8. If people from Poland are called Poles, do you call people from Holland ‘Holes’?
  9. If sour cream is past it’s expiration date is it good?
  10. If your pet could talk, what’s one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image?
  11. If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
  12. If humans started colonizing Mars, would you volunteer to move there?
  13. What if Harry Potter never went to hogwarts and just made everything up because he was depressed under the stairs?
  14. If animals could talk which one will be the rudest?
  15. If our state was represented by just one food, what would it be?
  16. If you are given an extra life to live, what will you trade to earn it?
  17. If you could change the sneeze sound, what will you replace it with?
  18. If you are a president of a country, what criminal you will set free?
  19. If you are to replace the word “lol” from everyday usage, which word will you chose?
  20. Would you rather be a dragon or dragon rider?
  21. Would you rather rule a kingdom as powerful king or queen?
  22. Would you rather live on eating fries for life without water?
  23. If magic was a thing, what trick you will try on your eldest sibling?
  24. If you were a ghost, what face you will take up from Harry Potter series?
  25. If you were a caveman, how would you decorate your cave with animal bones?
  26. If you are given an amount of Millions for a month to do one thing, what would you chose: clean trash from your city or get rid of ugly walls?
  27. If you are given a choice for expired food item, what will you prefer to eat?
  28. If you are to swipe your finger prints with one of the millionaires in the world, who will he/she be?
  29. What insect you will happily swipe life with?
  30. What book you want your afterlife be?

Weird “Daring” Questions

  1. Can you swallow an ice cube and poop it out?
  2. Can you drink a shot of spicy peri-peri sauce in a single breathe?
  3. Would you rather know the cause of your death or the date of your death?
  4. If you could ask devil a question, what will it be?
  5. If you became invisible for 10 minutes , what things would you do?
  6. Can you cry underwater?
  7. If you had to remove one color from the world forever, which would it be?
  8. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  9. Can you read the newspaper backwards and still understand the context of what you’ve read?
  10. If you have to replace your name with one of insects, which will you pick?
  11. If you have to redraw one of your body parts, which one will it be?
  12. If you are to give worst ever name to your child, what will it be?
  13. If you are to change sun’s light colour, what colour will you pick?
  14. If you are to re-color moon, what colour will you prefer at night sky?
  15. What different trashy smell you will replace your poop smell with?
  16. If money and ethics wasn’t a problem, what experiment will you do on humans?
  17. If food represents your physical self, what food item are you?
  18. If you have to replace earphones as sound gadget with one thing, what would you prefer putting in an ear?
  19. If you are asked to fart in the most inappropriate moments, which moment will you choose?
  20. If you are to slap someone in office repeatedly, whom will you chose apart from your boss?
  21. If you time travel 500 years back naked and without gadgets, how will you convince people that you are from future?
  22. What shape will you chose to replace your current eye shape?

“How come” Weird Questions

  1. How come Tom Riddle had a nose and Voldemort hadn’t?
  2. How do bankruptcy attorneys make any money?
  3. How can birds do weight lifting?
  4. How can one catch a cold and not heat?
  5. How do parrots hear when they have no ears?
  6. How many aunt will it take to kill an elephant?
  7. How come sour cream dressing isn’t as sour when cream is expired?
  8. How come sweet and sour soup doesn’t taste really sweet?
  9. How come hand nails grow faster than feet nails?
  10. How come rainbow has seven colours and not nine?
  11. How will your country change if regardless of age everyone works without money?
  12. How many glasses of water does it take to get rid of your hiccups?

Weird “Do you” Questions

  1. Do you’ve any of the brain cells that work correctly?
  2. Do aliens name humans as aliens?
  3. Does blackhole have actually a hole?
  4. Do you like the taste of blood?
  5. Do you have much of an ego?
  6. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
  7. Do you chew your pens and pencil?
  8. Do you snip fingers after eating?
  9. Do you sing in the shower?
  10. Do you sing or talk to yourself?
  11. Do you feel like eating cloud as marshmallow?
  12. Did you ever bite yourself?
  13. Do fishes ever get thirsty?
  14. Do you smell books?
  15. Do you add pineapple to your pizza?
  16. Do you believe in zombie apocalypse?
  17. Do you relate taste with rotten food smell?
  18. Do you colour code your wardrobe?
  19. Do you believe in hate at first sight?
  20. Do you misspell a word constantly thinking its a correct spelling?
  21. Do you miscalculate the change on grocery counter?
  22. Do you hoard toilet rolls?
  23. Do you have a playlist named trash to add tracks that you don’t like?

‘What’ Weirdness

  1. What do your feet smell like?
  2. What do you wish your phone could do?
  3. What Would Be The Perfect Crime?
  4. What old person acts you carry out?
  5. What is the strangest thing in your freezer?
  6. What is your favorite smell?
  7. What is something you really dislike but have no good reason for disliking?
  8. What is an unwritten rule in school that everyone knows anyway?
  9. What body part do you want to add as a spare?
  10. What is the most stupid color?
  11. What is the most unnecessary word in the English language?
  12. What flower do you think has the weirdest smell?
  13. What is your favorite finger on your hand?
  14. What would you rather have: nail that never grows or head that never hurts?
  15. What is the most useless invention of all time?
  16. What is the most stupid thing about museums?
  17. What is the weirdest food you have ever tasted?
  18. What would you rather win: a car without steering or a house without windows?
  19. What cartoon you would like to switch your face with?
  20. What is the weird habit that you can’t get rid of?
  21. What is the craziest fashion you would want to normalize?
  22. What is one social media platform that you’d like to put down?
  23. What food combination you’d rather go with, spicy rice with Nutella or Custard with spicy beef topping?

You now have tonnes of weird questions you may ask to make any conversation interesting and funny. You should also see the reactions on everyone’s faces before you have the answer. Have fun and have a good laugh at each other’s weirdness.

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