100+ Weird and Interesting Questions to Ask – Get Ready to Laugh!

From funny questions to get to know someone to silly and humorous questions, these questions will have everyone laughing and having a great time. Whether you’re looking for a few good questions to break the ice or some good conversation starters, these questions will surely do the trick. So get your friends, grab a drink, and let’s get ready to laugh!

To kick away life's wariness, you need weirdness in your life. What better way to practice it than to ask weird questions?

We all have unique quirks that make us who we are. Whether it's the weird things we do or the conversations we have, there's no denying that a bit of eccentricity can be entertaining and refreshing.

After all, who wants to talk about the weather all day? That's why having a few weird questions at the ready can be a great way to inject some fun into a conversation.

From "If you could be born again, where would you choose to be born?" to "If you were a plant, which one would you be?", these weird questions are sure to provoke laughter and conversation among you and your friends.

Weird Questions With a Personal Touch

  1. Should I tell my parents that I am adopted?
  2. What's your preferred dinosaur specie?
  3. How big was your biggest poop?
  4. When you poop at home, do you drop your pants around your ankles or take them all the way off?
  5. What’s the longest time that you’ve spent without taking a shower?
  6. When you shower, what’s the first thing you wash?
  7. During a shower, do you read the back of shampoo bottles or shower gel bottles?
  8. Who's your least favorite celebrity?
  9. Are you one of those people who cut out coupons but never use them?
  10. Are you stubborn?
  11. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
  12. Do you have freckles?
  13. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
  14. Do you believe in ghosts?
  15. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
  16. Which subject in school is the most useless one?
  17. Do you put your cereal in the bowl before the milk or the milk in before the cereal?
  18. Is there an app you hate, but you still use it anyway?
  19. Where do you not mind waiting?
  20. How often do you crack your knuckles?
  21. Are you uncomfortable when the TV sound level is on odd numbers?
  22. Do you hold your breath when someone around you sneezes?

Weird "Have you ever..?" Questions

"Have you ever" questions are typically used as a fun way to start conversations and get to know someone better. They can also be used as a way to share experiences and compare stories.

These weird have you ever questions will give you the fun of a lifetime. Make sure you ask them in a dramatic style to make them more interesting.

  1. Have you ever farted on a penguin?
  2. Have you ever gone on an online date?
  3. Have you ever had an egg with honey?
  4. Have you ever worn black lipstick?
  5. Have you ever started a rumor?
  6. Have you ever felt like pulling out your eyelashes?
  7. Have you ever slipped on a banana peel?
  8. Have you ever counted steps while walking?
  9. Have you ever chewed on a bee accidentally in your morsel?
  10. Have you ever eaten raw cake batter?
  11. Have you ever sung karaoke?
  12. Have you ever scared yourself in the mirror?
  13. Have you ever broken someone's arm or leg?
  14. Have you ever thrown up on a roller coaster ride?
  15. Have you ever slipped in a mall, amidst a crowd?
  16. Have you ever baked a cake without eggs?
  17. Have you ever put salt instead of sugar in a dessert?
  18. Have you ever ended up at your old place when you have just shifted to a new place?
  19. Have you ever played with your childhood toys as an adult?
  20. Have you ever eaten frozen raw nuggets?
  21. Have you ever played free fire?
  22. Have you ever copied a Spiderman costume in public?

Weird "Why" Questions to Make Others Think

  1. Why is it called ‘shipping’ if it goes by truck and why is it called ‘cargo’ when it goes by ship?
  2. Why are pizza boxes not round? Why are round pizzas served in square boxes?
  3. Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they’re named?
  4. Why are the people of Germany not called germs?
  5. Why can’t humans fly?
  6. Why do we say that people work like dogs if they work all day when all dogs do is lie around?
  7. Why are chickpeas called chickpeas when they’re neither chicks nor peas?
  8. Why can't lizards swim when crocodiles can?
  9. Why do the words ‘overlook’ and ‘oversee’ mean different things when the look and see are nearly synonyms?
  10. Why are keyboards not called key slabs?
  11. Why are zebras black and white?
  12. Why is it necessary to nail down a coffin’s lid? Are we expecting what’s inside to try and break free?
  13. Why can’t dumb people analyze when they’re acting stupid?
  14. Why are there things called unsolved mysteries? Shouldn’t they be unsolved in the first place to be classified as a mystery?
  15. Why do we say that an alarm clock goes ‘off’ when it actually turns on?
  16. Why don't birds fall off the trees when they fall asleep?
  17. Why does a grapefruit look and taste nothing like a grape?
  18. Why is it called a building when it is already built?
  19. Why is it called a speeding ticket when it should be called a speeding fine only?
  20. Why do we dip chicken in its eggs?
  21. Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
  22. Why does Superman wear his underwear outside of his clothes?

Weird General Knowledge Questions

  1. Is it five feet tall or five feet short?
  2. When they say "dogs food new and improved", who tastes to make sure it is?
  3. Who named vowels as vowels?
  4. Do people with a stutter also stutter in their thoughts?
  5. Are spooky questions really spooky?
  6. What do you call a male ladybug?
  7. Is it possible to blow up a balloon while you’re underwater?
  8. Can blind people see their dreams?
  9. Which came first, a chicken or an egg?
  10. Is it possible to see someone’s tears underwater?
  11. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
  12. Is cereal considered a soup or snack?
  13. Is a hot dog a sandwich?
  14. Why are silent alphabets spelled anyway when they have no use in a word?
  15. Who decided to keep only 5 letters in vowels?
  16. Why does nobody land on the moon anymore after Armstrong?
  17. How do you poop in space?
  18. If caffeine makes you attentive then why do people feel sleepy after having tea/coffee?
  19. Who decided to keep toilet rolls rounded and not squared?
  20. If the cat is a pet animal then why are few cats allergic to humans?
  21. Why is it necessary to sleep with your eyes closed?
  22. Why have we not yet added internet/Wi-fi as part of basic needs in Maslow's hierarchy?

Hypothetical Weird Questions to Spice up the Conversations

  1. If an ambulance hits someone on the road while transporting someone to a hospital, do they bring that person with them too?
  2. If a Smurf starts to choke, what color will it become?
  3. If prunes are dried plums, where do they get prune juice from?
  4. If a piece of gum is 10 calories, does that include just the chewing, or if you swallow it, too?
  5. If a person suffering from amnesia was suddenly cured, would they remember that they had no memory?
  6. If someone owns a piece of land, how deep does their ownership go? Do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
  7. If you were a fart, would you rather be the ‘loud and proud’ type or the ‘silent but deadly’ type?
  8. If people from Poland are called Poles, do you call people from Holland ‘Holes’?
  9. If sour cream is past its expiration date, is it good?
  10. If your pet could talk, what’s one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image?
  11. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
  12. If humans started colonizing Mars, would you volunteer to move there?
  13. What if Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts and just made everything up because he was depressed under the stairs?
  14. If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?
  15. If our state was represented by just one food, what would it be?
  16. If you are given an extra life to live, what will you trade to earn it?
  17. If you could change the sneeze sound, what will you replace it with?
  18. If you are a president of a country, what criminal will you set free?
  19. If you are to replace the word "lol" in everyday usage, which word will you choose and why?
  20. Would you rather be a dragon or a dragon rider?
  21. Would you rather rule a kingdom as a powerful king or queen and why?
  22. Would you rather live on eating fries forever or live without water?
  23. If magic was a thing, which tricks you will try on your eldest sibling?
  24. If you were a ghost, what face will you take up from the Harry Potter series?
  25. If you were a caveman, how would you decorate your cave with animal bones?
  26. If you are given millions of dollars for a month to do one thing, what would you choose: clean trash from your city or get rid of ugly walls?
  27. If you are given a choice for an expired food item, what will you prefer to eat?
  28. If you are to swipe your fingerprints with one of the millionaires in the world, who will he/she be?
  29. What insect will you happily swipe life with?
  30. What book do you want in your afterlife?

Weird "Daring" Questions

  1. Can you swallow an ice cube and poop it out?
  2. Can you drink a shot of spicy peri-peri sauce in a single breath?
  3. Would you rather know the cause of your death or the date of your death?
  4. If you could ask the devil a question, what will it be?
  5. If you become invisible for 10 minutes, what things would you do?
  6. Can you cry underwater?
  7. If you had to remove one color from the world forever, which would it be?
  8. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  9. Can you read the newspaper backward and still understand the context of what you've read?
  10. If you have to replace your name with one of the insects, which will you pick?
  11. If you have to redraw one of your body parts, which one will it be?
  12. If you are to give the worst ever name to your child, what will it be?
  13. If you are to change the sun's color, which color will you pick?
  14. If you are to re-color the moon, what color will you prefer for the night sky?
  15. Which trashy smell will you replace your poop smell with?
  16. If money and ethics weren't a problem, what experiment will you do on humans?
  17. If food represents your physical self, what food item are you?
  18. If you have to replace earphones as sound gadgets with one thing, what would you prefer to put in an ear?
  19. If you are asked to fart in the most inappropriate moments, which moment will you choose?
  20. If you are to slap someone in the office repeatedly, whom will you choose apart from your boss?
  21. If you time travel 500 years back naked and without gadgets, how will you convince people that you are from the future?
  22. What shape will you choose to replace your current eye shape?

"How Come" Weird Questions

  1. How come Tom Riddle had a nose and Voldemort didn’t?
  2. How do bankruptcy attorneys make any money?
  3. How can birds do weightlifting?
  4. How can one catch a cold and not heat?
  5. How do parrots hear when they have no ears?
  6. How many aunts will it take to kill an elephant?
  7. How come sour cream dressing isn't as sour when the cream is expired?
  8. How come sweet and sour soup doesn't taste really sweet?
  9. How come hand nails grow faster than toenails?
  10. How come the rainbow has seven colors and not nine?
  11. How will your country change if, regardless of age, everyone works without money?
  12. How many glasses of water does it take to get rid of your hiccups?

Weird "Do You" Questions

  1. Do you’ve any of the brain cells that work correctly?
  2. Do aliens call humans aliens?
  3. Does a black hole have a hole?
  4. Do you like the taste of blood?
  5. Do you have much of an ego?
  6. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
  7. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
  8. Do you snap your fingers after eating?
  9. Do you sing in the shower?
  10. Do you sing or talk to yourself?
  11. Do you feel like eating clouds as you would eat marshmallows?
  12. Did you ever bite yourself?
  13. Do fish ever get thirsty?
  14. Do you smell books?
  15. Do you add pineapple to your pizza?
  16. Do you believe in a zombie apocalypse?
  17. Do you match the taste of rotten food with its smell?
  18. Do you color code your wardrobe?
  19. Do you believe in hate at first sight?
  20. Do you misspell a word constantly thinking it's the correct spelling?
  21. Do you miscalculate the change on the grocery counter?
  22. Do you hoard toilet rolls?
  23. Do you have a playlist named 'trash' to add tracks that you don't like?

'What' Weirdness

  1. What do your feet smell like?
  2. What do you wish your phone could do?
  3. What would be a perfect crime?
  4. What old person acts do you do?
  5. What is the strangest thing in your freezer?
  6. What is your favorite smell?
  7. What is something you really dislike but have no good reason for disliking?
  8. What is an unwritten rule in school that everyone knows?
  9. What body part do you want to add as a spare?
  10. What is the most stupid color?
  11. What is the most unnecessary word in the English language?
  12. What flower do you think has the weirdest smell?
  13. What is your favorite finger on your hand?
  14. What is the most useless invention of all time?
  15. What is the most stupid thing about museums?
  16. What is the weirdest food you have ever tasted?
  17. What would you rather win: a car without a steering wheel or a house without windows?
  18. What cartoon you would like to switch your life with?
  19. What is a weird habit that you can't get rid of?
  20. What is the craziest fashion you would want to be normalized?
  21. What is the one social media platform that you'd like to put down?
  22. What food combination you'd rather go with, spicy rice with Nutella or custard with spicy beef topping?

Asking weird questions can be a great source of fun and entertainment. It can help you to create interesting conversations, break down barriers, and get to know someone better. It can also help you think outside of the box and come up with creative solutions.

You now have tonnes of weird questions you may ask to make any conversation interesting and funny.

You should also see the reactions on everyone's faces before you have the answer.

Have fun and enjoy a good laugh at each other's weirdness but make sure you don't hurt anyone's feelings.